筒子们,我要发篇暴笑文.哈哈....
意大利人说英语!
http://www.cqok.com/viewthread_11564.html
去这个网页听音频,一定要听音频!然后~~
Italish
One day I gonna Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tell the waitress I wanna two piece of toast, but she bring me only one piece. I tell her “I wanna two piece,” she said “go to the toilet”. I said, “ you don’t understand, I wanna two piece on my plate.” She said, “you’d better no piss on the plate, you son of a bitch.” I do not even know this lady and she call me son of a bitch!!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The wartress bring me spoon and knife but no fork. I tell her “I wanna a fork.” She said, “everyone wanna fuck.” I said, “you don’t understand, I wanna a fork on the table.” She said, “you’d better no fuck on the table, you son of a bitch.”
So I go back to my room in the hotel and there is no sheet on the bed. I call the manager and tell him, “I wanna a sheet.” He told me to go to the toilet. I said, “you don’t understand, I wanna a sheet on the bed.” He said, “you’d better no shit on the bed, you son of a bitch.”
I go to the check out and manager at the dest said, “peace on you!” and I said, “piss on you, too! you son of a bitch!!!”I go back to Italy.
有些不文明的词大家自己过滤一下啊,我们听力老师给我们听的时候,我们全场笑翻...
因为他们喜欢把t发成d的音,把长音发成短音。。so...就这样了。
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逻辑...逻辑会纠结到什么程度?!我们老师把男女朋友会分手归结为他们的语用预设改变了...还有什么情x.....
听得我发毛...
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